I rarely read Powerline, as their brand of lunacy tends more towards the soporific than the risible. But this is pretty great:
The Republican candidates had another debate tonight, this one in Florida on Fox. The Fox people came up with a novel approach to attacking the candidates. Instead of having their folks do it, after the fashion of Chris Matthews or (less sickeningly) Tim Russert, Fox "privatized" the job, attempting to induce the candidates to go after each other.
That's good crazy! Fox News -- yes, Fox News -- is deeply infected with Liberal Bias and wants to smear the GOP primary candidates, so they hatched a diabolical plan to force them to talk to each other on national television.
That's the kind of "thinking" you get when you've programmed yourself to imagine that everything is a Big Liberal Media Plot. These geniuses won't eat breakfast without double-checking three times to be sure George Soros hasn't poisoned the Eggos.