Nickelodeon shows a brief program at 5 in the morning showing how some American young people are opposed to the United States committing torture. The program also shows how certain American kids are horrified when their government starts a pointless war that kills children in another country. On top of that, we see American young people opposed to children in other countries working in factories.
Wingnuttia goes berserk, on the grounds that the Nickelodeon program undermines American values.
The American values of, uh, torture, child labor, and the death of children in pointless wars fought for dishonest reasons.
To make everyone happy, perhaps Nickelodeon should air a video about kids who are engaged in wholesome activities the right considers fully in tune with the real America.
(X-posted at Pax)