A dokumentery sereez
A K-BURNZ JOINTT
ON PBBS Corprit funding fr TEH WAR by Teh Lilly Welll-Endowment and GM "R Carz Dont Sux 2 Badd U No Pleez Buy R Carz taht Dont SUk"
VoiceOva Dood: This WWWII Story is Teh Complicated so fuck taht shit we onleez gonna look at 4 townz in Teh USA! n Tom Hankz will read teh letterz from those townz becuz he likes the Teh War shit cuz his career lacks Teh Gravitas w/o Teh War.
Also nobody from Teh Big Citiez wz in Teh War only from teh townz. XCept maybe fr Sacramentos CA where there wz Japaneese & how ironic wz TAHT SHIT! Cz we fought Teh Jap doodz in Teh war. Xcept it wz teh [email protected] what Roozeveldz dids to teh CA Japaneze who wz just bein cool n shit n not bombin Perl Harborz.
But mostlee it wz just small town doodz who liked teh hot dogz n baseball n shit who wz like "shitz there iz be a warr to fight!!!"
Small-Town Dood: I wz just a small-town dood n then I wz like holee shit there iz be a warr!! Yr fking shittin mee dood!!!1!!
VoiceOva Dood: TEH WAR wz not fought in teh USA! but teh USA! rocked TEH WAR anyway. Teh USA! wz not stooopit like Poland to be in Europe dumbasses didnt u see Teh Nazis comming dumbasses???!/!?//? U shuld have hid better Poland, like near Connecticut or Noo Jerzee like in Teh Meadowlands. Stooopit Poland doodz yr stooopit.
Teh World War II started when Teh Japan threw teh bomzz on Perl Harborz. Teh shit b4 taht in Europe wz Teh Preseason.
Small-Town Old Laydee: I wz not old then I wz teh hotttness n I wz like "Hitler is teh suxxx but we is not fightin teh war wt Hitler" but then I saw Perl Harborz n I say "shit we in fkin struggle fr our civilization n shit I bake a pie!!!!" N then I bilt a battleship wt my friendz.
VoiceOva Dood: B-4 teh war officially startz at teh Perl Harborz that HITLER dood wz talkin shit about teh jewz n teh homoz n Teh Poland!!
TEH HITLER DOOD: (film-clip talkin shit in Germann & shit & yelllin and actin like a TOTALL DICK. And Teh Germanz r like TAHT IZ TEH SHITTT!!!!111!)
Small-Town Soldier Dood: N then we wz fightin in Teh War n that wz a bitch. Becuz there wz all these documentary filmz crewz there. We said "doodz stop takin teh pictures n teh footage fr teh documentaries! we gotta fight teh nazi n jap doodz!" But they kept takin teh pictures teh fuckerz.
NEXT!!! TEH WAR beginz with [email protected]!!111 N you will be srprized at how mult0cutcheral wz Our Boyz we even let teh negrozz fight in Teh War! In Teh Sequel we iz rememberz teh Lationoz tooo!!!!111!