Hey, I understand that in September, the wonderful General Petraeus will be reporting on how well his own plan in Iraq is going!
Coincidentally, in September I will turn in my own performance review where I am given to understand that I may deserve either a really big raise on the spot or just a kinda big raise that will become a really big raise in November.
Any-hoo. Gosh, I wonder what Petraeus will say in September. If we all agree to pretend we don't know what's coming, why, it will be a wonderful surprise!
(You know what I want? The 3-Card-Monty concession outside the Washington Post editorial board room.)