The very butch Weekly Standard, moist and panting about Rudy Giuliani:
He is the enemy and the antithesis of the therapy culture that is at the core of the modern liberal project, the foe of relativism and friend of retribution and punishment, when it is called for. The word evil doers would not seem strange on his lips.
The extremely masculine National Review Online, chest a-heaving about Rudy Giuliani:
But in our current situation, one of the President's prime responsibilities is to be America's leader and representative on the world stage. Most conservatives, I suspect, would rank fortitude, toughness, and strength of character as key qualities for that job, and in that sense, Giuliani is a very appealing candidate.
I... see. Well, if you like that class of thing, allow me to draw your attention to this, from the Craig's List personals:
In charge daddy, 6-5, 247, bearish in size but cleancut, the kind of mainstream, upscale man a young guy can look up to. Gentle and patient with a beginner, more than enough for an experienced man. Discreet (it's just you and me and nobody's business), excellent private house for play. Your stats and description guarantee a response; your pic might get directions.
Sure, there you go.
So knock yourselves out. But please stop confusing your wank-off fantasy fodder for actual analysis of who we need as president. If you don't mind. Thanks ever so much.