Hey, anyone want to know my real name?
Tacitus, "The Marble Douchebag," prose stylist to the Gods, and thoughtful concentration camp theorist, uses my real name on his homepage!
It's "Andrew Haggerty." But don't tell Tac I said so. It makes him feel ever so clever whenever he lets it slip. This is known as "integrity" and "honor."
By orcs.
What a douchebag.