Donald Trump will die, someday. And then something will need to be done with his mouldering corpse. He wants to put it on a golf course. No, really:
Real-estate mogul Donald Trump has filed paperwork to build a wedding chapel on his golf course in Bedminster. He told The Star-Ledger of Newark that he wants to later convert the building into a mausoleum for himself and his family.
Trump said he thinks the 525-acre Trump National Golf Club property in picturesque Somerset County hill country about 50 miles west of Manhattan is a "beautiful place." Trump built the course, which opened in 2004, on the former estate of the late automaker John DeLorean.
A giant miniature golf course would perhaps be more appropriate. You know, you could putt a little orange ball into his rotting navel and if you got it in in one stroke you'd win a bronze replica of one of the Trump Gonads. Or something.
What a vulgar person is our Donald.