A musical tribute to the magnificent Representative Virgil Goode of Virginia's 5th Congressional District. Rep. Goode is truly the embodiment of all that is most noble in our National Character and as such deserves to be commemorated in a quintessentially American fashion: through rock and roll. Let none call us here at Whiskey Fire unpatriotic, you ignorant traitorous gobshites, you.
"Virgil B. Goode"
Deep down in Franklin County up in 'ol Virginny
Lives a Congresscritter cracker, kinda wingnutty.
Lovin' all Americans, 'cept those of mixed blood,
He's an anti-Muslim meathead known as Virgil B. Goode.
He never ever learned to read or write so well
But he was pretty damn sure that fags are going to hell.Go, go, go. Virgil B. Goode.
His mother told him "someday you will be a man,
And you'll get to grandstand about the Koran.
Claimin' too many Muslims comin' from miles around
Gonna run the damn country right into the ground.
Cause you know it's just like fallin' off a log--
Acting like a total cheap-ass bigot demagogue."Go. Go. Go. Virgil B. Goode.
And so on.