Goodbye, Larry Coker. I've always liked the guy. He was part of the rise in graduation rates for football players at UM, to 68%; by way of comparison, Ohio State manages 55%, as does USC.
But then, Coker went from winning an NC, to losing one, to playing in a BCS bowl, to winning in the Peach Bowl, to getting shat on in the Peach Bowl, to now being barely bowl eligible and having to play in the Bumblefuck Bea Arthur Bowl, or whatever the hell it turns out to be. And this Cannot Stand.
Goodbye, Larry. Nice man. But we needed an offense.
PICTURED: Larry Coker surrounded by the 2006 University of Miami Hurricanes Offensive Line.