The widespread Race Riots so widely, fondly, self-gropingly anticipated by the Online Right have not as yet materialized. But no matter. Their babysitter has not as yet wanked them off in their Spiderman Underoos, either, but she did once take off her sweater and you could see her bra strap through her shirt, so anything's possible!
Here for instance is a post by "Twitchy Staff," and yes, they do call themselves "Twitchy Staff," and who am I to argue? Seems apt...
Anyway they seem to believe that "a swarm of protestors" in Los Angeles has "stormed" a Wal-Mart and that the entire city is now on High Alert Lockdown. To prove this, they show tweets displaying pictures of maybe 75-100 people tops being completely outnumbered by cops and a decidedly not-"stormed" Wal-Mart. Enjoy especially the video of the "window smashed at jack in the box" that shows a young person throwing a garbage can at a Jack-in-the-Box and clearly not smashing any windows. Or the picture of white people in Oakland (!) burning a flag.
Anyway, what are the odds a not-racist shows up in the Twitchy comments? I bet you can guess! maybe there is a pearl in that cesspit...
If they want those crowds to disperse all they need to do is bring in a bunch of employment recruiters with pens and applications.
Or....a truckload of fat-bottomed white girls....
But I doubt it.
Jason Mattera has an "e-book" entitled 7 Ways to Make a Liberal Cry Like a Little Girl. Apparently this involves him blocking me on Twitter for making fun of him by pointing out that his silly overwrought Tweets cause him to come across rather dickish:
Yes. It's "raaaacist" for you to have beaten off for weeks now drooling over the prospect of unruly young black men, and to have fantisized intensely about what you'd self-righteously declaim to the Internet afterwards. And then to have popped off before it became basically nothing.
It's also creepy.