In the car, radio on. Advertisement plays.
NINE YEAR OLD: (singing) Nation-wide is on your side... AHHRG. Why is that song in my head!
ME: It's an ad jingle. It's supposed to get in your head.
ME: So you buy whatever stuff they're selling.
9YO: But it's stuck in MY head, and I'm NINE, and I don't understand and can't buy their stuff!
ME: (Astonished) Wow. That's a good point --
9YO: (Bored) Can I play on your phone?