If you are writing for "PJ Lifestyles," you have surely wandered down a sad, unwholesome road; the straight way is lost. "Embrace douche, ye who scribble here!"
I have much sympathy for the aspiring writer of any class. Creative activity is difficult, and I believe, salutary. I even respect Jonah Goldberg, in some sense, for blessing the world with his emanations. A lever may move the world, and a fart may move a Frito: and an unfarted Frito is a dangerous thing -- blaart hard or sniff not the Hippobuttian Spring --
What I meant to say is that this is the most harrowingly pathetic thing to ever appear on the Internet.
6 Ways to Change the World Glenn Reynolds-Style
The Blogfather has spent the last decade demonstrating how to use New Media to live free.
There is this thing called "self-respect."
Or at least there used to be.
I mean, holy shit, Grima Wormtongue fanfic would be a fucking step up.
UPDATE. Dear Ann Althouse: nobody linked your boring shit because it is boring.
Honestly. Satis House is surely a chore to keep tidy? Have at it, you.