I sure like a good joke. Do you like a good joke? I bet you like a good joke!
Oh, hello there.
Do you have a funny joke to tell?
Toilet paper holders. Cup holders. Cigar Holders. Various holders do an excellent job of "holding." Eric Holder is a U.S. attorney general who is ironically failing to live up to his name and uphold the law.
Just... uh, wow. I am genuinely in some sort of, I don't know, awe here... Is that the word? Awe? Because, in its own way, that is, truly, ahem, something. Wow.
And, well, it's better than anything Peggy Noonan has written since the Reagan administration....
Oh, hell, it's better than anything Peggy Noonan wrote ever.
You are most certainly welcome.
MAS: "Various holders do an excellent job of 'holding.'"
This is, quite simply, the worst sentence ever written by anyone ever.