One supposes that certain critics sincerely believe they have a point of some sort as to improprieties regarding "reporters" and "law enforcement" and "double standards" and the Petraeus Affair.
But such finger and tongue-wagging smuggeries are mere priggish prudery.
So -- General David Petraeus has been "caught" having an affair with someone not his wife.
So -- General David Petraeus has been revealed as possessing an illicit, "dangerous" sexuality.
So -- what?
The cant! The hypocrisy!
Let us all face the truth. Let us stride manly forth into the daylight and say YES! YES! THIS IS WHO I AM!
Let us be bold. Let us be honest. Let us... be true to ourselves.
Who among us, in America, does not want to fuck a General?
Yes, we have all heard the slander, we have endured the pervasive cruelty. We have often been accused of being, as they say, generalosexuals. Or worse! But let us own the epithet. Let us say, loud and proud: I am an American, and I am a General-fucker.
Republican or Democrat, we have all wanted to fuck General Petraeus; we have for years cast him coy glances, batted our eyes, simpered, primped, and preened, flirted shamelessly, desperate for his favor, his manly charms.
Don't deny it!
That dear, dear David has cast his favors upon an unworthy BITCH, excuse me, TROLLOP is the polite term I am informed, must not discourage us.
Someone else will come along just like him soon enough, and since we will be faithful and true and sincere general-fuckers, we'll stay steadfast and unchanging, and be rewarded by getting well and truly fucked in the end.
I mean, not quite as fucked as certain foreigners, sure, but whatever.
MAS. In an apparent effort to make this all even more inane, were that possible... "Tuesday, the house remained quiet aside from the media circus. A woman could be seen inside the home's large bay windows, but it was not clear if it was Jill or her twin sister."
Don't you fuckers know there's a war on?