Andrew Klavan is a tall bald asshole. It is not clear as to whether or not he is biodegradable, so as to whether or not he has anything to contribute to anything beyond the periodic emission of CO2 remains undetermined. He doesn't seem to understand the profound racism of Gone with the Wind. So forgive him, Lord... oh wait fuck him.
Here is a comical thing he has effused.
Pardon the long quoting...
Desperately racing to catch up with the conservative sociologist Charles Murray whom they so despise, the leftist New York Times front-paged a story Saturday that basically bore out the central findings of Murray’s new book Coming Apart.
More than half of births to American women under 30 occur outside marriage. … The fastest growth in the last two decades has occurred among white women in their 20s. … One group still largely resists the trend: college graduates, who overwhelmingly marry before having children. That is turning family structure into a new class divide, with the economic and social rewards of marriage increasingly reserved for people with the most education.
The leftist Times adds:
The shift is affecting children’s lives. Researchers have consistently found that children born outside marriage face elevated risks of falling into poverty, failing in school or suffering emotional and behavioral problems.
In other words, educated people do better because they marry more. They’re also, according to Murray, more religious and industrious, which further improves their lives.
I mean, HOLY SHIT!
In the first place, this is a whole big Fuck You to Rick Santorum and his "trying to make college affordable to everyone is a snob" thing.
And also...
If marriage and religion give smart people joy and improve their living standards, why don’t they spread the word?
The word about how everyone who has ever gotten a 4 year degree has had awesome gay sex and worships Stalin? Madness!
And are well-educated wedded women really voting Republican by a solid majority? I married one, and I don't recall as she ever much cared for Rick Lazio...
But then it's my job in our relationship to look pretty, so we don't get traffic tickets. Giggle. I'm just a boy.
Gracious...
