Whoops! Looks like Thers didn't set out any whiskey last night.
Stephen Colbert puts the overall race into context, and highlights Sweater Vest's couch problem.
As for Pig Newton, Dusty, take it away. I've thought since the beginning that Mittens would be the gooper nominee. Perhaps "A 25% tax rate for thee, but at most 15% for me" will be a deal-breaker. We might as well enjoy our schadenfreude now.
P.S. Don't tell Thers!
(Posted by ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© and cross-posted at my place. Mouse over pics for captions, and click them for larger versions.)