So the other day we discussed a Canadian woman who bills herself as a Sassy Christian Wife who offers Sassy Sexy Christian Wife Sex Talk about Sexy Sassy Christian Wife Marriage Sex-Talking, and also Jesus. She's written books about these sorts of things, and these books allegedly appeal to people who pay cash money to hear these sorts of things. Hence, she is an Expert. Sort of precisely like St. Augustine, only sassy.
We were hardly the only site with nothing better to do than to take a bazooka to this low-hanging pinata filled up with sassy Christian sex talk about why even though modern sex toys can give women fantastic orgasms because of anatomy, as our Canadian friend conceded, scientific studies show by science that you have to be married, ladies, to truly enjoy a right proper orgasm. And Jesus approved.
But we are the first site to actually have the patience (I was procrastinating) to try to figure out just what Our Canadian friend meant by a Scientific Study.
And that’s where I feel sorry for people, because as much as they may think Christians are boring, the truth is that we’re having more fun. In the largest scale studies of relationships ever done, Maggie Gallagher and Linda Waite found that married people had better sex than any other category of relationship, including cohabiting couples. Cohabiting couples had more frequent sex, but they didn’t enjoy it as much. Marriage matters.
Anyway, here is our Canadian friend explaining why -- as part of, I shit you not, "Wifey Wednesdays" -- if you are a Christian wife, and your husband wants to fuck, and you don't want to fuck, you are a selfish shit and you should fuck anyhow, you nasty teasing whore: "if you don’t have a good reason for saying no tonight, why not say yes? You’ll sleep better, your relationship will improve, and you’ll be happier. So jump in!"