I watched the Transformers sequel, for reasons that escape me. This film will be reviewed in a 5 paragraph essay.
Ever since the beginning of history all over the world there have been movies and also robots. Transformers Two is a movie and in this movie there are robots and also they go to a desert, which is in Egypt and there is history there because that is where there are pyramids and also robots. This movie is awesome because of the robots and also history.
A lot of things happen in this movie. A lot of bad robots who are also things like airplanes try to kill a guy because he goes to college and sees things in his head that are crazy but turn out to be smart and then they go to Egypt. It is all because of history and how bad robots and good robots have a fight. Also there are Army guys. I think the good robots win but I am not sure because there are a lot of explosions that are cool.
A guy died and that was sad but I don't know who he was. And then he was alive and his girlfriend was hot. His girlfriend trapped an evil robot that is small and in a funny scene the small robot had sex with her ankle. This was a smart idea because the director knows that even though guys will mostly want to see the movie girls really like movies where girls get to do cool things like trapping small robots that have sex on their ankles.
The robots were cool! They had fights that had explosions! I think there were good robots and bad robots but it was hard to tell because they were all, like, robots that turned into cars and airplanes and I think one of them was also a toaster. And one was a hot girl but also an evil robot! I thought it was cool that even though the movie is about robots that turn into cars you could totally tell which robots are black. Two of the robots are totally black! They have fights all the time and I thought this was totally realistic because if black people were cars that turned into robots they also would probably have fights.
In conclusion I thought Transformers Two was awesome!!!! It had robots and fights and explosions and Egypt. Egypt was great because of the history but I thought it was also cool how even though the movie was mostly about robots there were also fart jokes which is cool because ordinarily robots don't fart. I heard the movie had great computer special effects and this was true!!! Transformers Two is a movie and in this movie there are robots and also they go to a desert, which is in Egypt and there is history there because that is where there are pyramids and also robots. This movie is awesome because of the robots and history also.