by flory
Why does Michael Steele always look like his suit is two sizes too big? Is it because his head is so tiny in relation to his trunk?
Or does he pad the shoulders of his jackets to look all broad shouldered and manly and republican?
Inquiring minds want to know.


Or does he pad the shoulders of his jackets to look all broad shouldered and manly and republican?
Or a cranial straightjacket, that makes the head smaller? (and also manly and republican)
Could be both.
Posted by: Snarki, child of Loki | November 06, 2009 at 12:16 AM
great fucking creative snark !
Posted by: Larrythekidman | November 06, 2009 at 12:48 AM
I'm so glad somebody else noticed. I've been wondering that for years now.
Posted by: ramona | November 06, 2009 at 12:58 AM
He's planning ahead. When he gets fired from his current gig, he's going on an eating binge that will be "off the hook!" & he'll need the room.
Posted by: M. Bouffant | November 06, 2009 at 02:37 AM
His rap name is Token Loc
Posted by: gocart mozart | November 06, 2009 at 03:08 AM
Hi M. Bouffant.
Posted by: gocart mozart | November 06, 2009 at 03:09 AM
I think he looks like Mr. Potato Head.
Posted by: mark f | November 06, 2009 at 08:02 AM
He used to be a professional clown and its just habit?
Posted by: SideShow Bob | November 06, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Used to be? I'd say he never left that profession.
Posted by: StringonaStick | November 06, 2009 at 12:08 PM
He's wearing stuff the negro stoled out of Rush's closet.
Posted by: actor212 | November 06, 2009 at 03:26 PM
Question for others:
Am I the only one that thinks that Joe Lieberman looks more and more like a snapping turtle as he gets older?
Posted by: evil is evil | November 06, 2009 at 09:02 PM
I've said it before and I'll keep saying it until everyone acknowledges its truth or until I am sedated and resting comfortably: Michael Steele is Larry David in blackface.
Is this not plain to every eye?
Posted by: Mr. Wonderful | November 09, 2009 at 06:10 PM
Someone asked David Byrne of the Talking Heads the same question. Byrne mentioned he wanted his head to look small. Steele has a big head.
Posted by: mac | November 11, 2009 at 12:54 PM