The Winning Card

I am most heartily sick of anything to do with Sarah Palin, having read quite a bit of silliness about her in the past couple of weeks. But this... well, this speaks for itself:

Sarah Palin loves God. God loves Sarah Palin.

And that is why they hate her...and Him.

And why she -- and He -- will be back.

This is the point at which we at Whiskey Fire turn to free animated gifs, because, well, what else is there to say in the face of such... stuff?

(PICTURED: Editorial meeting of The American Thinker, artist's rendition)

Comments

[coozledad]

I will make you fishers of turds.

[eastriver]

Dear God, I'm a heathen. And I can only name 8 fabulous but unassuming restaurants on the UWS. That makes me an ignorant elitist. Who the hell needs an ignorant elitist? Someone who thinks they're elite, better than everyone else, with absolutely nothing to back up the elitism? Oh, wait, I know who...

And this, at the very end, is the best part of the jesus-spew: Stuart H. Schwartz, Ph.D., is a former newspaper and retail executive. He is on the faculty at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia.

Gonna move me to Lynchburg and get me some of that learnin'.

[andrew]

Getting more ambitious with the gifs, I see.

Free animated gifs, as well. Wake up and smell the Socialism in Obama's America. Somebody worked for hours on that image and gave it away so that both current and future generations would be enriched.

[julia]

That's kind of awesome, really. Teh librulz hate God so much that we hate Sarah Palin for loving God which makes us hate God for loving Sarah Palin because at some point in this analysis we potentiated a state of hating God that was triggered, if you track it back, by our hatred of God.

I seriously hope this guy teaches something like chemistry, but given where he works I suspect it's probably exegetics.

[Rhodo Zeb]

That is quite a...carp you've got there.

And a big hat. Did that come out of the toilet too?

[Fleas correct the era]

closed tag? preview says "yes" ...

[Righteous Bubba]

The leprechaun always makes me smile.

[Li'l Innocent]

I feel sorry for that poor fish, free or not.

[The Kenosha Kid]

DANCING LEPRECHAUN!!!

[Molly Malone]

I have often wondered what on earth Palin supporters hear when she speaks? To the rest of us it sounds like word salad but now I realize that her tortured and garbled sentences are her greatest strength. They allow the wingers to fill in the blanks to suit themselves.

And also, too, it's all about tribal politics, which is not elitiest, unless--but some don't realize this also. Too.

[Bitter Scribe]

Stuart H. Schwartz, Ph.D., is a former newspaper and retail executive. He is on the faculty at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia.

WHAT does he teach, exactly?

To Sarah Palin, the corruption of both Republicans and Democrats in Alaska, which suffered from an institutionalized class of thieves on the public payroll, was immoral, violating the God-given rights of the citizens of her state...and so she took them on.

And got her little ass handed to her, and quit. Yay God.

[NonyNony]

WHAT does he teach, exactly?

A quick perusal of the Liberty University website reveals that he teaches "Communications Studies" - specifically in the areas of "Journalism, Direct Marketing, Promotions and Advertising".

So he's a spin-meister and he teaches people how to be spin-meisters. Perhaps one of the few useful skills one could expect to find at Liberty University, Jerry Falwell's attempt to give home schoolers a "safe" place to send their kids to college so they wouldn't have to worry about having their kids exposed to things like "diversity" or "gays" or "critical thinking". Of course if this is an example of his craft I guess I can see how he might have ended up at Liberty instead of a lucrative position in the Bush administration or on Wall Street - that's some weak-ass spin there.

[CatStaff]

Uh, Stuart, she's still not going to fuck you.