The only halfway watchable shit so far in the Sotomayor hearings has been Jeff Sessions, who sounds like he's reaching for Atticus Finch but getting Barney Fife, or else Foghorn Leghorn giving a heartfelt rendition of the Gettysburg Address.
Far out.
Far out.
I think of Sessions more as the late period MST3k when Professor Bobo did his Matlock impression.
Posted by: Attaturk | July 15, 2009 at 08:19 AM
Ahem I say!
Jerry the Mouse.
Senator Jeff Sessions (R-Klan)
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | July 15, 2009 at 09:15 AM
Aw, give him a break. This is probably the last time in a while that most people will give a shit about what Jefferson Beauregard Longstreet Magnolia Confederacy Sessions says or thinks.
Posted by: Bitter Scribe | July 15, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Four-ah score-ah and seven yeahs ago (pay attention, boy!), our-ah fofathars brought fourth on this yeah continent (boy don't let me get a word in edgeways)...
Posted by: LittlePig | July 15, 2009 at 12:14 PM
That Sessions, I say, Sessions: he's about as sharp as bag of wet leather.
Posted by: Scott Supak | July 15, 2009 at 04:38 PM