Don't you forget about me

- or - Sarah's Mile

by Ripley

Remember this guy?  Hell No! Of course you don't! 

Oh, man... those were good times, though, weren't they?

Yes, they were... good times, indeed...

But just when you thought you'd heard the last of Fail, Inc., well... God, they just won't let them go away, will they?

Asked if he has plans to run for public office, he replied, “I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’”

He continued, “I believe he’s gotten me on this grassroots movement. If I can encourage leaders to step up, that’s what I would like to do. That’s a heavy role. That’s something I don’t know if I am prepared to do yet.”

But Wurzelbacher said he will keep that door open if God ever calls him to be that leader.

Fuck... me? Seriously?  First of all, Sam the Joe, "gotten" is not a word that we English speakers use or recognize.  Beyond that, you're a fucking idiot.  (Yeah, yeah - have your PR monkey write me with your complaints.  I'll, like, totally look into that and, like, possibly, like, make sure that you've gotten an apoligizey thing.)  Next-ly, God will give you some hair and an 8", cut penis before he ever asks you to be a leader.  C'mon, Sam, you're a tabloid whore and you know it.  We all know it.  Speaking of whores...

She hunts, she runs, she ran and why the fuck does anyone care what Sarah "Me! Me! Me!" Palin has to say about anything?  I can only imagine the personal angst she suffered while the media was talking about Farrah Fawcett.  "I have a poster! I do!  Get your sexy poster here!"  It is to sigh...  Runner's World... yeah...

Still, she's gold, Jerry!  Gold!

The world is falling apart and nipping at its own heels (Kirkegaard, Nietzsche, Ripley - choose your philosopher) and we're bludgeoned with the dullest of weapons as if we were sheep minding our sheepy business and our sheepy neighbors as we head down the chutes.  USA! US- god I'm tired... Please, can I have just one more story about Sam the Joe or Sarah Palin before my head is whacked off and I'm... what, off to never never land?

I love my gay brothers and sisters but - OMG! Sarah Palin said blughferzwiluhaetnder! And Such. Also.  (And you know you can't out-queen The Queen, right? Sorry...)

OMG! Someone waved a tea bag and.. shit!  A fucking tea bag!  Come on, America!!!

Health care?  HEALTH CARE?!?  Fuck you!  It's time to do something with some green shit for IraqiRaniStanRabiaOilFieldistan!   Green to win, amirite???  And something about socialism. err... SOCIALISM!!!

Runner's World.  Fuck me runnin'.  We are the saddest species...

Rip -

Comments

[ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©]

You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’

I'll bet that is a highly edited version.
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[my valuable hunting knife]

God was like "No" and I was all "Omg 4 real?" and God was totally like " *nod* ". So, you know, whatevs.

[Nom de Plume]

Well, I see all the jokes have already been taken. Do you happen to have a link to that astonishing exchange?

[zuzu]

First of all, Sam the Joe, "gotten" is not a word that we English speakers use or recognize.

It pains me to even appear to defend Joe the P, but, huh?

[Ripley]

Damn you, zuzu - damn you to HELL!

This only strengthens my argument, however.

[LittlePig]

Valley God is totes bitchin'

[fastandsloppy]

You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’

Actually God just sighed heavily and wept into his palms, but Joe got the idea.

[Fleas correct the era]

Remember this guy?
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Yes. Damn, I had hoped the Metamucil would take care of it for him.

[PopeRatzo]

Fuck me runnin', too.

[Sean Peters]

yeah, what's up with the "gotten" hatin'? In the US, at least, it's a perfectly acceptable expression.