As He Launches His Ass in His Opening Paragraph

This is the stupidest thing Jonah Goldberg has ever written, by far, which makes it the stupidest thing anyone has ever written in the history of human beings writing things, and beyond that, it is the stupidest thing ever in the history of human beings farting and masturbating and eating poop on purpose.

His column is about how global climate change is stupidey-fakey because Earth might get suddenly hit by a meteor.

I'm not going to quote any of it except for this bit:

In 2008, science writer Gregg Easterbrook surveyed preparedness for a "space-object strike" for the Atlantic magazine. He found that even though serious experts believe there's as much as a 1-in-10 chance of a significant Earth strike within the next century, NASA doesn't much care.

The reason for quoting only this bit is that the spectacle of Jonah Goldberg citing "science writer Gregg Easterbrook" (I wish I were dead) is not merely to square stupid, nor to cube stupid, but to enter entirely new dimensions of stupid, the quantum-moronoverse, the stupidularity, or something.

I'm going to remind you that Jonah Goldberg has a nationally syndicated column, that he got paid for this, and that nobody stopped him from publishing it.

When we all die it is going to be because we got hit by a great big fucking stupid meteor of stupid.