Do you ever wonder how we can conquer the Middle East when we can't close our own borders?
Interesting. I admit that I have not actually wondered this. Nor do I plan to wonder this, especially, as it is a very strange thing to wonder. Can we conquer the Middle East? Sure -- we could nuke it tomorrow. Similarly, we could also nuke Mexico -- and Canada. Problem solved! Chuck is slipping, to have missed this obvious solution to what ails us.
Ha ha but I kid. Chuck actually puts his finger on a Serious Problem.
Right. What we need to do, as Chuck points out, is to make it much, much more difficult to obtain guns in the United States. Illegal Immigrants -- many of whom belong to street gangs, as Chuck informs us -- are gaining weapons with the greatest of ease. Shudder.
Also, as per Chuck,
Right. What we desperately need right now is more government spending. This is so important, why, we may even need to raise taxes so as to give the federal government the power to take complete control of these areas.
Finally, and most sensibly,
Would somebody please go ask Chuck Norris how much a fart weighs, so as to keep him busy not writing columns?