Anyhow, Pravda says that we're soon in for an Ice Age, not global warming. An Ice Age! Gracious! Best grab a scarf! Brrrrr!
Top wingnut scientist and noted fucknosed prissy shitbooger Noel Sheppard speculates, scientifically, based on scientific information from the Glenn Beck show, that Vladimir Putin knew all about this scientific Pravda science revelation, and is using it to cleverly manipulate the world oil market. This is not only possible, but probable. Because once something is published in Pravda, it automatically attains what is called by disinterested scientists Automatic Unquestioned Scientific Legitimacy.
This is well known. For instance, here are some other Very Important Scientific Stories broken recently by Pravda:
SCIENCE ITEM! France unveils secret images of aliens and their spaceships!
SCIENCE ITEM! Dog gives birth to mutant creature that looks like a human being!
SCIENCE ITEM! Celebration of underwear fashion!
SCIENCE ITEM! Meet Russian Supermodel Natalia Vodianova!
SCIENCE ITEM! Hellish hairy sea monster cast ashore!
Take that, Al Gore! And if you want any more, talk to the free animated clip-art gnomes and leprechauns!
BONUS TOTALLY FRICKIN' HILARIOUS UPDATE. The author of this piece in Pravda is named Gregory F. Fegel. Do you know what else Mr.Fegel believes? That THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WAS BEHIND 9/11. Go, Wingnuts, GO! GO!