TERRAIST AYERS OBAMA HOLY SCHLITZ!!111ONE

OMIGODZ teh Obama is TEH TERRIST! IS PROVED!!!

This I believe calls for two gnomes AND a leprechaun.

If any further response to the Intellectual Right Blogosphere is required, I am quite sure I am baffled as to what it might possibly be.

Comments

[Righteous Bubba]

Can the leprechaun be under the stamping gnomes?

[Ryan]

It just occurred to me (as it will soon occur to a wingnut somewhere) that Bill Ayers, International Terrorist Mastermind, may have swooped down on the Iraqi-Syrian border just as Saddam was smuggling those WMD out.

If only the Right-o-Sphere could have broken the Ayers issue through to the Liberal Media, they'd have finally proved that Obama is storing dirty bombs under the streets of Chicago. Then he wouldn't've been elected, err something.

[left rev]

Thanks to the gnomes and dancing leprechan, your blog is quickly becomeing my five year old daughter's favorite site. Only I Can Haz Cheezbuger ranks higher at the moment.

While I still enjoy your masterful analysis of right wing lunacy for shits and giggles, I have not forgiven you for making me laugh so hard that I seperated my ribs last summer. Won't somebody think of my ribs?

[va]

This might be a controversial sentiment, but: given the volume and intensity of stupid that's been directed at Ayers, plus all the State-sanctioned atrocities Then and Now, it seems less and less necessary to rehearse the litany of caveats and complications and back-and-forth attendent to understanding why he got up to what he got up to. Not that I'm about to go vandalize any statues or anything.

[Jay_B]

Great.

We can't even get to a fucking inauguration and we get Sarah Fucking Palin as a fucking martyr for fucksake even though she's a dangerously ignorant AND vicious fucking person, but since she's from a small fucking town we have to be careful not to call her fucking stupid without damaging the brittle, thin skins of other people who live in small towns and Bill Fucking Ayres as a motherfucking distraction for no fucking reason. The right will throw shit as if that matters, but infinitely worse, this will be in the ordinary hack media for weeks, guaranteed. All because "some guy" and "family friend" don't match.

How on fucking earth America ever managed to be the biggest, richest and most armed-to-the-teeth country in world history will be a koan for future historians from France to try and puzzle out.

[Brendan]

Shorter Wingnuttia:

You can't trust anything that lying terrorist Commie Bill Ayers says ... wait, he just said what? Proof!!1! The troof!11!1! Case closed! Impeach Hussein!

[va]

Shorter va (and Jay_B I hope!): Something can (has) been said for sobriety, but very little.

I went out, had a few Guinnesses, and farted on a cop. He enjoyed it, and we exchanged some banter. I couldn't be Bill Ayers if I wanted to.

[Me]

The only thing that needs to be said is "Too late, the election's over, dickheads, hahahahahahahahahaha".

[Danny Guam]

I'm sorry to go off topic but the gnomes got me excited.
I just saw this at redstate from eryericson:

When I first posted on Operation Leper, I put Steve Schmidt on the list. His name appeared in both a CNN story as someone saying negative things about Sarah Palin and in a Politico story.

I can no longer say that Steve Schmidt was one of the smear artists out to harm Palin in order to protect his reputation. In fact, at this time I feel extremely comfortable saying Steve Schmidt has gotten a bad rap. That I played a part in it, I must apologize to him.

To his great credit, he has refused to talk one way or the other. I did not put Steve on the list until seeing the Politico and CNN stories, as well as talking to people I trusted who were familiar with the situation. Nonetheless, I think those of us who judged Steve Schmidt harshly and were willing to list him as a smear artist got it wrong.

That's funny.

Words may indeed have meaning and perhaps consequences as well.

I was wondering how long until someone in the "real" world would take notice of his recent declarations. What an ass kisser.

[Molly Ivors]

I dunno, Thers. I think these gnomes aren't really analytical, but just about how you feel.

Naughty blogger! Spankings for you!

[Jemand von Niemand]

According to Daniel Pinchbeck, gnomes and leprechauns may be manifestations of an extradimensional reality and physical expressions of unassimilated aspects in the psyche.

Please note you don't get this same philosophical conundrum when you put up an animated line of dancing Badgers.

[MH]

Please note you don't get this same philosophical conundrum when you put up an animated line of dancing Badgers.
Is that an argument FOR or AGAINST putting up a line of dancing badgers?

[Jemand von Niemand]

I am now, and have always been, emphatically pro-dancing Badger.

Because the alternative is too terrible to contemplate. Don't tell Thers.