Charlie Black, explaining something stupid about Palin not knowing jack about anything about, uh, the world:
She’s going to learn national security at the foot of the master for the next four years
This is disturbing for at least two reasons:
1. John McCain is pig ignorant about national security;
2. I just thought about John McCain's feet.
Check please.


With weekends off, of course.
Posted by: Ripley | August 30, 2008 at 11:34 PM
I just thought about John McCain's feet.
Brain bleach in aisle 3, stat!
Posted by: DrDick | August 30, 2008 at 11:40 PM
Also, I think the world just threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: Ripley | August 30, 2008 at 11:55 PM
I'm sure John McCain's toenails are not at all too long and yellowing and clawlike.....
(runs for bucket)
Posted by: Molly Ivors | August 31, 2008 at 12:42 AM
I'm just too conventional. That sentence made me flash on some kind of SM ritual humiliation roleplaying, involving $500.00 Italian loafers and a game of Risk.
Posted by: coozledad | August 31, 2008 at 06:00 AM
She’s going to learn national security at the foot of the master for the next four years
The plan is, I understand, that after the election she's going to be handed over to the Vietnamese for intensive training . . .
Posted by: rea | August 31, 2008 at 08:20 AM
Why does he think her "learning" would take place over four full years? The way McGrumpy looks now, he'd be lucky to make it thru the first 6 months.
Posted by: Tehanu | August 31, 2008 at 08:22 PM