Clown Prince
K-Lo considers crushing on Rudy! as McCain's vice-p pick. Exciting! But who knows!
I hereby predict that McCain will finally team up with an annoying, authoritarian, easily confused, warmongering clown who nobody likes. I feel pretty confident about this.
Ol' Kreskin's got nothing on you!
Posted by: LittlePig | August 19, 2008 at 03:32 PM
...an annoying, authoritarian, easily confused, warmongering clown who nobody likes.
So Fox will carry a live news conference, where McCain personally exhumes the reanimated corpse of Ronald McReagan, and declares it his running mate? Wow.
I'd pay money to see that.
Posted by: Jemand von Niemand | August 19, 2008 at 04:02 PM
"McCain will finally team up with an annoying, authoritarian, easily confused, warmongering clown who nobody likes."
Well, that narrows it down. Not.
Unfortunately, it seems the wingnut cesspool has an infinite supply of these psychotic bozos. No telling which one is going to bob to the surface and get plucked out.
If only the could be used as a source of energy, but sadly they're only sources of entropy and dumbth.
Posted by: Snarki, child of Loki | August 19, 2008 at 04:36 PM
Likewise, no matter who Obama chooses, it will be considered a sellout of the liberal wing of the party.
Posted by: Jay_B | August 19, 2008 at 05:08 PM
Rudy's still alive?
Posted by: Ripley | August 19, 2008 at 06:02 PM
an annoying, authoritarian, easily confused, warmongering clown who nobody likes.
So you think it will be Lieberman.
Posted by: Hecate, Runnymead Conspirator | August 19, 2008 at 07:04 PM
...an annoying, authoritarian, easily confused, warmongering clown who nobody likes.
Is Dubya even eligible?
Posted by: Bitter Scribe | August 19, 2008 at 07:50 PM
McCain is going to choose Huckabee, he needs to firm up the god-zombie vote.
Posted by: justathought | August 19, 2008 at 07:58 PM
My prediction is that McCain's VP pick will have to be one of the necons so they can keep an eye on him. After all, he is even more of a sock puppet than Bush, and they have to have someone in the VP office to run him.
Posted by: SkepticRising | August 19, 2008 at 08:36 PM
Jebus, please let it be Bernie Kerik's erstwhile business partner.
Posted by: ed | August 19, 2008 at 08:43 PM
McCain will finally team up with an annoying, authoritarian, easily confused, warmongering clown who nobody likes
Taking the safe bet I see. That pretty much covers the entire Rethug VP field.
Posted by: DrDick | August 19, 2008 at 10:19 PM
What...you mean McCain can choose himself for VP?
Posted by: SkepticRising | August 19, 2008 at 10:51 PM
i call it....the aristocrats!
Posted by: rageahol | August 20, 2008 at 04:40 AM
an annoying, authoritarian, easily confused, warmongering clown who nobody likes
Ah! You mean he'll choose The Brain!
I might vote for him, in that case.
Posted by: actor212 | August 20, 2008 at 10:30 AM
As Ed noted, that doesn't narrow the field much. It describes everyone on the right with the possible exception of Huckabee.
Posted by: Nan | August 20, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Sorry, should have credited DrDick.
Posted by: Nan | August 20, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Pawlenty it is, then!
Posted by: Gus | August 20, 2008 at 11:06 PM