Hackers & the Meat

Wow, apparently Obama was never actually born at all, and Kos is only pretending Obama even exists. Wingnuts have figured this out because the kerning on his birth certificate goes to eleven. Mac Ranger is on it, pointing out that by law --BY LAW -- Obama cannot now run for president and Hillary will have to put on his hat. Right Wing News agrees, revealing also that Obama's father clearly wasn't African, but black. My friends, this election is over. OVER!

Wingnut stupid is a parody of a joke about lunacy. How they manage to feed themselves, I do not know.

UPDATE. Atlas Juggs asks some important questions:

All these damn questions. Of course folks are guessing. It's like we're blind and they've moved the furniture.

The documents were forged. WHY?
Why not release the original? WHY?

Why distract us from more important scandals?

WHY FORGERIES?

You can tell these are imprtant questions because they are in all capital letters, and the kerning is done to perfection. In her comments A. J. Strata cautions:

This is so much wasted energy - and it makes the conservatives look foolish.

"Wasted energy"? Like what the hell else was Ms. Juggs going to be doing instead that would not make "conservatives" look like idiots?

Comments

[Ali]

How they manage to feed themselves, I do not know.

I know.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_wearable_feedbags_let

[Krusty the Klown]

Heh. A couple of winger blogs actually do argue that the birth certificate "question" is bogus. lgf and doug ross are on memorandum.

[Davis]

Obama has passport, for which you need to produce a birth certificate, right?

I enjoyed the demand that the campaign produce a paper birth certificate within one week. Or else what?

[julia]

Wow.

What the Israel blog guy doesn't know about digital manipulation of images is pretty encylopedic.

[SpotWeld]

What proof do they have that the man we got back was in fact the Real John McCain?! [/sarcasm}

[slag]

Like what the hell else was Ms. Juggs going to be doing instead that would not make "conservatives" look like idiots?

Bombing Israel. Sometimes looking scary is the only safeguard against looking stupid.

[Chasm]

The best is, it took me all of five minutes to put both versions (Obama/kos and the 'blank' photobucket from openDNA) on separate layers in photoshop and line them up. It's pretty easy for even a non ex-DHS guy like myself to see that the herringbone pattern changes size behind where the lettering was in the "blank" version, revealing a decent, but not perfect, use of the ol' clone stamp. Such putz's. I hope they spend the next six months researching this, then spring it on the world on election eve. It'll be frickin hi-lar-i-ous.

[K. Ron Silkwood]

"Why distract us from more important scandals?"

WTF? Who helps these people breathe?

[DrDick]

And here I thought that wasted energy (and wasted sperm) sort of defined the right blogosphere.

[CapMidnight]

Maybe they could turn their mad forgery skillz to sniffing out the Niger yellow-cake documents author.

[Kilo]

What the nutbags at NoQuarter are strenously avoiding considering is that regardless of where Obama was born, he's still able to run for president, just like John McCain is (born in Panama), because his mother's residence qualifies him.

I can't imagine what racist BS theory they are otherwise trying to confirm with this.

[hoi polloi]

Who knew kerning would be the l y n c h p i n of d e m o c r a c y?

[El Cid]

I have pretty good evidence too that Hawaii is not even a real place, it's just like this old volcano that pokes up through the ocean 'cause it's like so tall & stuff.

Surely the Constitution clarifies that you can't have a President born on top of a giant ocean volcano.

[Snarki, child of Loki]

Who knew kerning would be the l y n c h p i n of d e m o c r a c y?

Well, obviously the freeptards know it.

Because they are aware of all internet traditions

I think they also haz a bukit, unless "he" be takin it.