Crusty Humans Make You Blind
So we had a bit of fun below with the expiration of Jesse Helms, the man who made the politics of 1955 relevant in the 21st century.
But it is TBogg who is getting all the credit for being naughty. Molly I tells me, she says, "I was thinking of a Roy Cohn joke, but decided against it!" I told her that once you've called someone a "racist, homophobic dickweed" you might as well go to the Roy Cohn material. She conceded the justice of the contention. She has an annoying habit of conceding my arguments if I can show I'm right; see, what I really need her to do is to is to concede my arguments when I'm clearly wrong. UNFAIR TO THERS.
But to the point, such as it is. Patterico is hoppin' mad at Mr. Bogg, and were this a year or so ago no doubt Patterico would gleefully reveal to an apathetic Internets the remaining 436 vowels that comprise the further syllables of Mr. Bogg's name. He's just that kinda guy. Anyhoo, Patterico senses a weakness in Mr. Bogg's historically insufficient deprecation of Osama bin Laden relative to Mr. Bogg's clear present dislike of the lately deceased Senator Helms.
I firmly believe "TBogg" wouldn’t be this happy if the dead man were Osama bin Laden, instead of Jesse Helms.
Of course, if I’m wrong, it’s easily proven. All you need to do is dig up all his old posts exulting over the deaths of important terrorists.
Fair enough. I still drink a quart of Old Overcoat whenever we kill the third highest ranking member of Al Qaeda. In a toast to America.
But, you know, Osama bin Laden vs Jesse Helms, that's an interesting question. Why --
Oh wait. No, we don't really have to play any douchebag games. No, we don't.


OMG the Silence of the Left Speaks Volumes!!!
Patterico is angry at Tbogg. Very, very angry, and very upset.
This is an unusually good Fourth of July, isn't it?
Posted by: aw | July 05, 2008 at 04:00 AM
A tribute.
Posted by: aw | July 05, 2008 at 04:11 AM
". . . most likely getting [deleted by Patterico]ed in the ass by Roy Cohn."
heh heh heh. Not only did TBogg dis Ol' Jesse, but Pissy Patterico found he used a bad word. Double horror!
Posted by: K. Ron Silkwood | July 05, 2008 at 08:42 AM
Let this be a lesson to Molly.
When it comes to racist homophobic dickweeds, restraining oneself is never the answer.....
Posted by: flory | July 05, 2008 at 03:17 PM
All men are flawed, do any deserve such vile comments upon thier passing? Way to stay classy.
Here's a quick question, If Satan and God had to divide Jesse Helms and Ted Kennedy between them who do you suppose would get whom, and why?
Posted by: Amused Observer | July 05, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Here's a quick question, If Satan and God had to divide Jesse Helms and Ted Kennedy between them who do you suppose would get whom, and why?
Meat.
Posted by: Thers | July 06, 2008 at 12:36 AM
Thers sweetie,
You're an overflowing vessel of human kindness and empathy.
Posted by: Amused Observer | July 06, 2008 at 02:00 AM
You're tedious, which is worse by any standard.
Posted by: Thers | July 06, 2008 at 03:33 AM
LOL,
Worse than being an overflowing vessel of human kindness or worse than being a mean, vindictive, shallow, confused, progressive with no class?
Posted by: Amused Observer | July 06, 2008 at 01:32 PM
The right does specialize in pro ection, remember.
Note: my ay key still doesn't work.
Posted by: Shell Goddamnit | July 06, 2008 at 05:50 PM
Worse than being an overflowing vessel of human kindness or worse than being a mean, vindictive, shallow, confused, progressive with no class?
Just plain worse.
Posted by: Thers | July 06, 2008 at 11:39 PM