Bastard of an Ex-Warhorse Kicks
by Molly Ivors
Good.
Rot in hell, motherfucker. You're not getting an ounce of Russertian faux-politeness out of me, you racist, homophobic dickweed.
UPDATE by THERS: Note for our commenters -- check your spelling before posting, because typos really seem to bother certain apologists for certain dead racist homophobes.
UPDATE by THERS: The numbnut at the American Power blog says this post is "among the most disrespectful" posts about Helms' death in the Left Blogosphere. The devil you say! This is at least one of the top two most disrespectful posts in the Left Blogosphere on the subject of this particular expired bigot, as it features the word "motherfucker." Martini Revolution says "good fucking riddance," and Comments from Left Field remarks that he was a "racist, homophobic assbag," which are both accurate and morally unexceptionable, but do not rise to the level of "motherfucker." I'm not sure we've surpassed TBogg's observation that Senator Helms is currently getting ass-fucked by Roy Cohn in Hell, however.
These are crucial distinctions and it is important to get them right.
FURTHER UPDATE. This isn't very "respectful," either.
Awesome. May he toss Satan's salad.
Posted by: Me | July 04, 2008 at 04:35 PM
Ya, you betcha. I hope he joins Strom Thurmond in the deepest circle of hell.
Posted by: Catherine D. | July 04, 2008 at 04:47 PM
Excellent. One less sack of shit in this world.
Posted by: K. Ron Silkwood | July 04, 2008 at 05:19 PM
I noticed the air smelled a bit fresher today.
Posted by: flory | July 04, 2008 at 06:56 PM
Who could bring the shine off a sunny day ?
Who could peel the paint on a Renoir ?
Who could graciously make anyone sick ?
GIVE ME AN N
GIVE ME AN O
NO NO NO NO NO
and
NO
Posted by: theperilouspea | July 04, 2008 at 07:22 PM
My spelling's fine. Do you mind if I say "fuck?"
Posted by: LA Confidential Pantload | July 04, 2008 at 07:42 PM
I assume the he will be assigned to wiping the asses of gay Negroes with his tongue in his new position. I here that his new boss has a wicked sense of humor. ;-)
Posted by: DrDick | July 04, 2008 at 07:59 PM
I should have finished that last Fred Phelps' correspondence course "Advanced Funeral Picketing: Exhume and Defile."
Posted by: seventwentyfour | July 04, 2008 at 08:29 PM
Mitch McConnell is already tonguing the corpses' balls.
I thought he knew that Jesse regarded his behavior as disgusting and immoral. I'm glad you're getting a shoutout from americanJimBackuscon. His sitemeter shows three hits today!
Posted by: coozledad | July 04, 2008 at 09:11 PM
On a more liberal fascist note, Helms was a toady for Willis Smith, the only US Senator who advocated going into WWII on the side of the Nazis. Jonah's going to have to have to pound the pud mighty hard to get this to follow his thesis.
Posted by: coozledad | July 04, 2008 at 09:21 PM
Roy Cohn was a bottom. I like to think of Jesse being spit-roasted by Sonny Liston and John C. Holmes
Posted by: dSmith | July 04, 2008 at 10:45 PM
Please, please, please! Add me to the long line of ill-mannered liberal bloggers lining up to gleefully piss on the man's grave:
http://thegspot.typepad.com/blog/2008/07/worst-american.html
Posted by: Kathy G. | July 05, 2008 at 12:14 AM
I guess I can finally stop listening to MC Hawking's ode to the man.
Posted by: MH | July 05, 2008 at 02:42 PM
Hey dumbass talking about Willis Smith! Why don't you name his party affiliation? And, when you do, I'll correct you! He was a proud, respected Democrat, you stupid piece of shit!
Posted by: whatcha talkin about? | July 06, 2008 at 08:00 AM
Save the whales, save the trees, save the caribou, (never though save the un-born child), but when a man dies that happens to have an "R" in front of his name you all wish him to the deepest bowels of hell and want to piss on his grave, just proves you liberals are truly sick and demented.
Posted by: joe | July 06, 2008 at 09:32 AM
Are you people serious? The man is dead. He has left a family behind. Is this vile trash mouth despicable filth something you consider "free" speech. You are pathetic Americans and should be ashamed of yourselves.
Posted by: david | July 06, 2008 at 10:09 AM
In the not too near future, liberals and Americans alike will lose Ted Kennedy. Although I agree with none of his politics and even less of his personal endeavors, I will have respect for his passing and for his service. For a party that spews tolerance, a good look in the mirror should be required. Peace.
Posted by: Tom | July 06, 2008 at 11:25 AM
I will have respect for his passing and for his service.
No, you won't.
Posted by: Gentlewoman | July 06, 2008 at 04:48 PM
when a man dies that happens to have an "R" in front of his name you all wish him to the deepest bowels of hell and want to piss on his grave....
He didn't "happen" to have that R. He took it so he could use his sadistic bigotry in pursuit of power over people who were simply trying to live without having to fight off sadistic bigots. I don't have to "wish" him to the deepest bowels of hell because -- if there is a hell -- I know he's there. And as for his family -- what respect did he show for the families of people who had a different skin color, when he proclaimed that they shouldn't be allowed even to work in the same fucking sweatshops as his?
When the party of Lincoln accepted Jesse Helms as a member, it sold its soul to the devil. Anybody who "happens" to have an R in front of their name after that deserves whatever they get.
Posted by: Tehanu | July 06, 2008 at 08:26 PM