Our nation faces many dire threats in these dark times. None however looms larger than the fact that any woman or young girl who enters a public restroom in the state of Colorado is now certain to be raped by drag queens, and it is against the law for women and girls to complain about it.
Colorado's new state law that apparently was based on the belief that free speech rights are not unalienable and they sometimes must be restricted is scaring residents who now fear expressing their opinions in public.
WND reported the law, SB200, which was promoted as an "anti-discrimination" plan favoring alternative sexual lifestyles and gender perceptions, has made it a criminal offense to discriminate against someone based on those lifestyles or perceptions.
It's true -- adding sexual orientation and gender identity to the category of people you can't fire without cause is exactly the same thing as making it illegal to say "I hate fags!" in public, just like Jesus used to do.
The Focus [on the Family] analysis of the plan, according to spokesman Bruce Hausknecht, shows that besides the obvious impacts of opening restrooms and locker rooms statewide to members of either sex, depending on a perception of their gender, "the biggest danger this law poses is to the religious or moral consciences of small business owners who may object to doing business with people whose lifestyle they do not want to promote."
You know who else took away the right of deli owners and proprietors of karate schools to refuse to take money from queers? STALIN.
Individual residents also now are beginning to realize the potential of the new law, which was approved by the legislature with a declaration that it is needed for "public safety," so it is not subject to any vote of the people.
"Now, as I stand outside of a movie theater bathroom or a swimming pool shower room door and guard the most precious thing in my life: my wife and daughter's safety, modesty and privacy, I can no longer stop a man from entering a woman's domain," wrote a concern resident whose name was withheld. "(I will anyway, that's why I'm a criminal!)"
This guy is going a bit overboard -- doesn't he realize that he himself is now free to enter the bathroom with his wife and daughter and stand guard over their vaginas? Since nothing is more precious to him than his wife's ability to go potty without being molested by guys wearing bras, I'd say it's his duty to be right there in the stall with her. He should bring a shotgun.
Because the dangers are real, folks:
"Will SB200 be the end of it? No. Next, hate crime legislation must be passed so that it is illegal for me to write this letter (as it is now illegal in Canada); then enforced homosexual/transsexual indoctrination of our children in the public educational system; finally, all other alternative forms of education must be outlawed. Impossible, you say? It's already happened in California," he said. "As I'm being forced into this 'shotgun' wedding with the radical homosexual agenda, I hope it's not too late to 'speak now, or forever hold my peace.' What is it called when you are forced, against your will, to participate in a sexual lifestyle that you find objectionable? I believe that is called 'rape.' My state legislature has 'violated' me and charged me with the crime."
RAPE! Can't argue with that logic.
Of course, there are some who express mild skepticism as to the religious right's interpretation of the likely consequences of the new law:
Focus on the Family founder. Dr. James Dobson believes this will open the door to fears that a predator, bisexual, cross-dresser or even a homosexual or heterosexual male might walk in and relieve himself in their presence. Attorney Ian Kalmanowitz disagrees with that fear. He tells me that there is no evidence that expanding protection to be from from discrimination would lead to an increase in sexual predation on women and children in the bathroom.
Oh, right, sure. But I bet this Kalmanowitz guy will be singing a different tune after the inevitable happens, and a vicious lesbian street gang violates him in front of the urinal the next time he takes a leak at a Rockies game.
I think Focus on the Family should produce a documentary film about their vision of the likely results of SB200, complete with artfully shot dramatizations. This would alert the public to the epic dangers that await our nation if we keep down this path.
Also, a film like that would be totally hawt.
