by va
I'm most enthused to see this has gotten play. Yeah, the "terrorist fist jab" language is over the top. My favorite thing is how E.D. Hill tried to put her* finger on the pulse of the nation & wound up fisted herself.
HILL: Uh-huh. Has our communication style changed as a culture in America?
DRIVER: Oh --
HILL: Will we have more of this nonverbal communication?
God, I "fucking hope so." I for one would like to see Fox go nonverbal entirely. But how amazing is it that America is now supposed to be defined more and more by gesture, like some kind of neo-HooDoo, Jes Grew virus is taking root? Can newspeople talk about anything, no matter how banal, without turning it into a Sign of the Times?
Anchor: Well, there's a new trend out there that has some parents worried. It's called fucking, and it can happen anywhere, at any time. Even in your own car. For a report on this trend, we turn to our on location reporter in Altoona, where fucking has been rumored to happen.
OLR: That's right. There have been multiple reports of municipal fucking. In parks, in rented limousines. Some people have reported it happening in their own homes.
Some guy being interviewed: Yep, 'strue what they say.
Anchor: Any idea how this trend started?
OLR: Some people say it started with genitals. Others say it started in the Garden of Eden six thousand years ago. Sometimes it's about making babies, and sometimes it's about making santorum. As you can tell, it's very complicated and no one knows for sure. The good news is, according to David Brooks, it can be stopped with a sound spanking and a "traditional bourgeois marriage," and some fuckers may even be elected president.
Anchor [to Anchoress]: We'd best maintain our vigilance.
I have my own ideas about the kind of nonverbal communication I'm looking for from my candidate:
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*Pronouns are important.
