Noted Cracker Barrel night manager Erick Erickson is shooting up the week-old pork gravy again. Like the rest of the right Onan-o-Sphere, he is convinced that the key to winning the White House lies in endless "investigative" wanking over the most vital issues of the day, the ones that Real Heartland Americans care most about: lapel pins, fancy lettuce, and what obscure hippies were doing in 1970. Could it be that these intrepid Citizen Journalists have lost any rational sense of proportion? Let's listen in!
Seriously folks, for all the talk that lefties have about Bush lying, what they actually usually mean is that Bush does what he says and they can't believe he'd actually do that! Obama, on the other hand, is rapidly earning the label Pinocchiobama [discusses lapel pin lunacy].
Shazam!
You have to be impressed -- this is someone who doesn't think waterboarding is torture, but whose shorts are stiff and crusty because he thinks Obama is guilty of "lawyering out of it" when it comes to the question of lapel pins.
I for one welcome the MSM/Greater Wingnuttia Anschluss, which was formalized last night by official ceremony. It clarifies the stakes of the struggle, for one thing, and for another, everyone hates the Big Media Pundit Class. You really couldn't ask for a smarmier, less charismatic class of enemies.
