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January 31, 2008

And Now to War

In Iraq: is the violence increasing?

there are growing signs of backsliding in Iraq—even before the surge brigades depart in July....

Iraq security statistics over the past 13 weeks, obtained exclusively by The Washington Independent, tell the tale. In Baghdad, improvised-explosive device (IED) detonations explosions in Baghdad have ticked up slightly to 131 in January from 129 in December—and the last week of January is not included in these latest figures. Countrywide, there was an increase in IED explosions to 2,291 in December from 1,394 in November, followed by a dip to 1,270 in the first three weeks of January. But the week ending on January 25 saw seven suicide explosions Iraq-wide, the most since the week ending Dec. 21, 2007.

It is too early to conclude that the security gains of the surge are unwinding. But they’re being put under stress in a manner not seen since the so-called "Surge of Operations" began in mid-June.

St. John McCain  has made his enthusiasm for The Surge the centerpiece of his argument about why he should be Grand Moff CIC. This strikes me as risky -- it's putting all his eggs in one basket, and it's not even his basket. The people holding it are the Iraqis, and if they want to ramp up their civil war, they will, and all the preznit's horses and all the preznit's men won't be able to keep them from blowing the shit out of each other. Then McCain will have egg on his face. Also there will be many, many dead people.

Also Teh Surge! ends in the summer. Right before the September-November campaign season gets going. A hell of a time to be running on War Forever, as McCain is doing.

So he's in trouble. Of course the GOP candidate was always going to be a total fucknozzle, anyhow.

(Also at Pax. If you're coming over from Wolcott, please also check out Pax!)

I Smiled Like an Electric Child

This happens very, very rarely, but I would like to point out that on one particular topic, Rudy Giuliani's chances of becoming president, I was actually prescient.

Rudy is running on his reputation as yesterday's asshole. Never say never, but I can't see how someone  whose entire career rests on his rep as a being a total New York City jerk is ever going to win over America's Heartland.

Go figure.

Anyway, the reason McCain is the GOP nominee is that they have no one else.

And the reason they have no one else? Because they got nothing. 

The GOP is running on fumes, and not in their usual sense, where they're huffing straight from the propane tank.

Gonna miss Edwards. A good man who did good.

Oh well.

 

January 30, 2008

Roll Out the Painkillers

Greater Wingnuttia appears to be progressing rather rapidly through the stages of grief over the probable nomination of St. John of Arizona as the GOP nominee: from denial to depression to stark-raving bugshit lunatic acceptance in about 24 hours. This last emanates from noted plagiarist and pompous git Ben Domenech, who also informs us:

The Reagan coalition survived Read my lips. It survived Bob Dole's peanut butter. It survived compassionate conservatism and its kid stepbrother national greatness. And it will survive John McCain and everything he will do as our nominee and as president. In fact—in a twisted version of the ancient Vulcan proverb “Only Nixon could go to China”—only McCain can save it.

They will say the coalition is dead—but we will know better. We know it only sleeps. We will cast our votes knowing that the day will come, four years from now, when a new leader, one who knows what the shining city truly means, stands in front of the fresh-dug tomb, and calls into the blackness, as if to Lazarus—"Come out!"

And when we hear it, we will rise from out of our stupor, dust cobwebs from our arms, stumble to the door, our eyes blinking in the sunlight … and we will know our day has come.

It's okay, you can smile.  The bastards won't know what hit 'em.

Oh, I think we'll know what gummed our ankles all right on that Dawn of the Dorks.

The first point here is that anyone thinking the Conservative Base won't find a way of frothing just as maniacally for McCain as they did against him, well, it's awfully late in the game to expect any sort of consistency out of that crowd. The second is that Domenech supplies further evidence for my thesis that wingnuts can't write for shit. (The tomb is freshly dug and also four years old? You can see why he had to go out and steal from people who had some clue what they were doing.)

Participate in the Shit

by Molly Ivors

Snub Oh. My. Gawd. Did you see? Did you see? Cold diss! Stone cold!

I knew, with the sort of inner assurance that accompanies screeching brakes, that Ariel the Idiot Princess would mobilize all her Heathery skills to to take on The Snub. And I cringed. Our punditocracy, in this, the Stupid Season, chases the MoDo Mode, focusing more and more on the imaginary psychoanalysis and petty issues that separate the candidates, pushing for "money quotes" and rewarding viciousness, turning all this into a savage soap opera as though there were nothing more at stake than who gets to sit on the prom float. Poor MoDo, who only gets to talk twice a week (but who made the morning shows last weekend), is actually bringing up the rear on the whole bitchy adolescent analysis of the moment. So of course, her analysis had to be especially nasty.

The only union that fascinated was Obama and Hillary, once more creeping around each other.

It would have been the natural thing for the Illinois senator, only hours after his emotional embrace by the Kennedys and an arena full of deliriously shrieking students, to follow the lead of Uncle Teddy and greet the rebuffed Hillary.

She was impossible to miss in the sea of dark suits and Supreme Court dark robes. Like Scarlett O’Hara after a public humiliation, Hillary showed up at the gathering wearing a defiant shade of red.

Uh, "public humiliation"? WTF? MoDo dismisses Obama's explanation that he had been hailed by someone else and says that his awkward turning away was instead an example of his immaturity and hurt feelings, that he is still "taking the race personally." I have no idea if that's true--neither does Maureen Dowd, I hasten to add--but he is clearly a little blown away by the obsessive focus on this moment. That nutty nut nut--I'll bet he wanted to discuss policy!

Even if the turn were intentional, if he may not have been anxious to speak with her, and mobilized discretion as the better part of valor, that does not imply that he's pouting, as MoDo suggests. In focusing on his feelings, Dowd seems to be trying to make this into his "not ready for prime time" moment, rather as an accident or an attempt to preserve some semblance of unity in an increasingly brutal primary season.

But, as this is Dowd we're talking about here, there's no political moment that she can't psychoanalyze and work into her preexisting narrative of the Debate Dominatrix cracking the whip over the simpering Prince Barack. And so she hastens to apply her shaky but prolific interpretive skills on  that bitch Hillary, who once wept on cue.

Knowing that it helped her when Obama seemed to be surly with her during the New Hampshire debate, telling her without looking up from his notes that she was “likable enough” — another instance of Obama not being able to hide his bruised feelings — Hillary went on ABC News last night to insinuate that he was rude Monday.

“Well, I reached my hand out in friendship and unity and my hand is still reaching out,” she said, lapsing back into the dissed-woman mode. “And I look forward to shaking his hand sometime soon.”

Something’s being stretched here, but it’s not her hand. She wasn’t reaching out to him at all.

No, she wasn't. She was reaching out to Ted Kennedy, a longtime Clinton supporter. Maybe she would have asked him about his endorsement, maybe not.

Dowd's new narrative seems to feature a bitchy ice queen--"Alpha Hillary" (I am not making this up)--against the feminized and emotionally fragile candidate who had No Idea there would be fisticuffs involved. She calls Obama "jejune" (a word I bet most of you haven't seen since you set down Ulysses after the first few pages), "emotionally delicate," "bruised" and "feminine," and a "prince" again--as opposed to "Queen Hillary." In other words, doing everything possible to belittle him, to belittle both of them, and rob them of any substantive differences in policy. If only he wore his hair long enough for an expensive cut, it would be perfect!

It's Election time again. (And if you think I'm exaggerating, watch this.)

(Meanwhile, Obama supporters are reading this as his Big Balls moment. Huh. Strikes me as just as much of a stretch.)

January 29, 2008

Not In My Airforce

by Molly Ivors

Well, the recession is settling in, and we're all feeling the pinch. Including, it seems, the Feds.

Tbi One of the side effects of war, of course, is wounded soldiers, and even a nation which cavalierly ignores the deaths of civilians on the ground ought to have the common decency to take care of their own soldiers who have been damaged in the line of duty.

Here in the US, we have a federal agency with the express purpose of taking care of our soldiers. I've blogged about the Veterans' Administration before, and in general I think they're doing a reasonable job with the resources they have, which are, of course, insufficient. They were on a retrench-and-start-preparing -for-the-second-wave-of-geriatrics path until Iraq, and now they're desperately retooling to treat massive injuries and PTSD.

One of the things they do--or at least have done historically, is help wounded vets apply to the DoD for the benefits they have coming. But here in upstate New York, that's no longer the case.

Army officials in upstate New York instructed representatives from the Department of Veterans Affairs not to help disabled soldiers at Fort Drum Army base with their military disability paperwork last year. That paperwork can be crucial because it helps determine whether soldiers will get annual disability payments and health care after they're discharged.

Now soldiers at Fort Drum say they feel betrayed by the institutions that are supposed to support them. The soldiers want to know why the Army would want to stop them from getting help with their disability paperwork and why the VA— whose mission is to help veterans — would agree to the Army's request.

Gee, why would the Army object to veterans getting assistance in applying for their benefits? What possible drawback could there be?

It's unclear why the Army wanted to stop the soldiers from getting help with the disability paperwork. Cynthia Vaughan, spokeswoman for the Army surgeon general, says the VA was not doing anything wrong by helping soldiers at Fort Drum.

"There is no Army policy on outside help in reviewing and/or assisting soldiers in rewriting their narratives during the 10-day period which they have to review them," Vaughan says.

She says the officers who asked the VA to stop helping Fort Drum's soldiers were part of what the Army calls a "Tiger Team"— an ad-hoc group assigned to investigate, in this case, medical disability benefits.

According to Army spokesman George Wright, the Tiger Team thought the VA should not be helping soldiers with their medical documents. The Army delivered that message to VA officials in Buffalo, N.Y., who went along with the request, even though the VA's assistance complied with Army policy.

The Army declined to provide any information about the Tiger Team members' identities or their motivations in asking the VA to stop reviewing the soldiers' paperwork. However, private attorney Mara Hurwitt points out that the Army has a financial incentive to keep soldiers' disability ratings low.

"The more soldiers you have who get disability retirements, the more retirement pay is coming out of your budget," Hurwitt says.

Bastards. To be fair, it looks like these were active-duty soldiers who had been injured, and not technically vets, but they wanted to retire and would have been vets shortly. And speaking as someone who just finished doing the taxes, paperwork sucks. I can't imagine how difficult it would be if I were working through a traumatic brain injury or PTSD and panic attacks, with literally my livelihood on the line. They need help; they deserve help; if the Army's so worried that there's too much money going out, maybe they should stop, you know, fucking people up.

As Thers noted a couple of weeks ago, we're quite heartened that Governor Spitzer is proposing free tuition for returning combat vets. I hope he provides funding for appropriate support services as well, but it's a start.

And Paul Reickoff, of the IAVA, has another idea.

Gibill Aside from furthering the education of many veterans, the GI Bill reinvented America after a half-decade of war, and helped to prevent a looming economic crisis. The government's investment in the GI Bill resulted in higher national productivity, consumer spending, and tax revenue. More impressively, every dollar spent on educational benefits for the Greatest Generation added seven dollars to the national economy.

Sadly, the current educational benefits available to veterans are far inferior to what their predecessors received. Today's GI Bill covers less than 70% of the average cost of tuition at a 4-year public college and less than two years at a typical private college. National Guardsmen and Reservists, including those who have served multiple combat tours, typically receive only a fraction of these benefits. Yet, the annual price tag for fully-funding college for today's veterans is less than the amount of money we spend every two weeks in the War on Terror.

Educating our country's veterans was the right thing to do after World War II, and it is the right thing to do now. For considerably less than 3 percent of the proposed economic stimulus package, we can send the newest generation of veterans to college every year.

Hear, hear. It's about time.

(cross-posted at Pax Americana)

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Your Republican Party shows support for injured veterans. Motherfuckers.
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Keep a Light for Them

In the Weekly Standard, Andrew Ferguson informs us that Fred Thompson was too good for us and that we did not deserve him: in his heart of hearts, Fred rejected the shallow venality of the presidential election system, preferring instead the wholesome, down-home, sincere, authentically American virtues of life as a star on a network television program.

Ferguson got paid to advance that thesis, you know.

January 28, 2008

Grotesque and Arrogant

by Molly Ivors

Museum05 A rhetorical question: is there any backwards-ass tinpot brute we won't support in the name of some bullshit foreign policy that has absolutely nothing at all to do with what this nation actually needs?

I know the answer to that, of course. Of course not.

But still.  When I read things like this, my skin begins to crawl.

                     

US hails Suharto as a 'historic figure'

The United States Sunday hailed former Indonesian president Suharto as a "historic figure" who "achieved remarkable economic development," in a statement released by its embassy here.

"President Suharto led Indonesia for over 30 years, a period during which Indonesia achieved remarkable economic and social development," ambassador Cameron Hume said in the release.

..........

"Though there may be some controversy over his legacy, President Suharto was a historic figure who left a lasting imprint on Indonesia and the region of Southeast Asia," the statement read.

The United States was a steadfast ally of Suharto for much of his rule, seeing the authoritarian ruler as an effective bulwark against communism and a force for stability in the region.

Human rights abuses during Suharto's rule included a 1965-1966 crackdown on suspected communists and sympathisers that historians estimate killed at least half a million people.

For various reasons related to the vicissitudes of the academic job market, my general interests, and an innate curiosity, I actually know a fair amount about Suharto, more than your average bear. I know, for example, that "half a million people," the estimate given here for the purges leveled against reputed Communists, is a completely bullshit number drawn from thin air. A million? Two? They literally have no idea how many people died in that fall and winter, the violence of which was a ginned-up and disproportionate response to a coup attempt which had zero popular support and just got lucky once--much as the invasion Iraq was a ginned-up and disproportionate response to a terrorist group which had zero popular support and just got lucky once. These are the movements Naomi Klein discusses in The Shock Doctrine--which spills a fair amount of ink on Suharto and his cronies. Sukarno was far from a perfect leader, but his biggest mistake was thinking he could leverage the Cold War into a measure of independence for his people.

Image But, no. Can't have people suggesting that there are shades of right and wrong in both the capitalist and communist economies. FWIW, communism has long had a great appeal for the developing world, because it's the only system which talked with any kind of ethics about the evils of colonialism. While the British were letting the Irish starve in the name of lassiez-faire, Marx and Engels were hammering out the Manifesto. They understood the domestic purposes of empire and called it by name. It's no surprise to me that decolonizing leaders were skeptical of democratic capitalism--it had fucked them over pretty thoroughly. But pressures in Indonesia--and an increasing buildup of American forces in Viet Nam, just slightly to the north and west--came to a head, and Sukarno's balancing act, which relied increasingly on his own person, rather than policies, became untenable.

Suharto was a capitalist, however, in the sense that he and his family and friends did business with Western capital. Not many people outside his immediate circle of cronies--but his brand of capitalism was as vicious to the ordinary people of Indonesia as colonialism had been. And his methods of crushing dissent were much, much worse.

Pram Take, for example, the case of Pramoedya Ananta Toer, the brilliant Indonesian author who died in 2006, doubly tragic, because he died before Suharto and before winning the Nobel Prize which he should have had years ago. Pram pissed people off his whole life: he initially supported the Japanese invasion, then fought them, then the Dutch, then Sukarno. He was an artist and intellectual, fighting for things we consider pretty mainstream, like artistic freedom and the rights of the masses, but under duress. It was Suharto who dumped him and a bunch of other political prisoners on a rock in the middle of the sea (in a purge of intellectuals worthy of the Khmer Rouge), instructing them to build their own prison and feed themselves if they hoped to survive. They did, and more than that: Pram, who was denied a pen and paper, created a character--Minke--who travels from native intellectual and colonial subject to journalist to rebel to political leader over the course of four books--and he created him aurally, narrating the tale to his fellow prisoners. Eventually, he was granted a pen, and then a typewriter. The books, known as The Buru Quartet, offer a panoramic view of Indonesian history and nationalism that Salman Rushdie would give his left nut for. Minke's troubles--the loss of his beautiful bride Annelies, his life under surveillance, his arrests--bear a sharp resemblance to life under Suharto, the parallels between the Dutch and Indonesian despots striking, their differences minor at best. Pram was released from Buru after 14 years only to live under house arrest in Jakarta until Suharto's fall from power. He was famous and read widely everywhere except his own land, where his books were routinely banned.

So while I am ready to acknowledge Suharto as a "historic figure," it's in the company of Stalin or Pol Pot. Suharto wasn't so much a friend of democracy as someone who slipped democracy a roofy at a party in 1965 and raped it repeatedly for 33 years. And we helped him, propped him up, shit, the CIA gave him names of PKI members in 1965. Shameful.

And now he's dead, and if he believes in an afterlife, I hope he is tormented by the souls of those he put to death, as all dictators deserve to be.

January 27, 2008

Spoken Like a Traffic Cop, Cronies at His Feet

Thers' Fourth Iron Law of the Internets States:

No matter how stupid Greater Wingnuttia has proven themselves to be, they will always top themselves. Or, more aptly, bottom themselves.

What follows is not something I have made up. It is all too horribly real. I suggest that you gird your loins before proceeding. Get those loins girded, kids. Are you duly girded? Good. Onwards.

A racist Republican rag wrote Barack Obama "rejiggers" the race

No, wait.  It's Time magazine.  As explained in the Urban Dictionary, "jig" is a derogatory word used to insult African-Americans.

The headline has since been changed, but Grand Old Partisan saved the original version to show what Time magazine really thinks of an African-American who has the audacity to hope for the Democrat presidential nomination:

Obama's Rout Rejiggers the Race

Barack Obama South Carolina

I have nothing but respect for the Urban Dictionary. However, other, more conventional dictionaries suggest that this particular wingnut cretin is just making shit up.

Of course, this sort of bullshit is his especial niche: dressing up like Mussolini and pretending Martin Luther King was Lee Atwater's soul brother., or some similar horrible nonsense. It's a gig, I suppose, but could not this fellow have found a more honorable way of making a living? Like becoming a Furry Rent-Boy-Squirrel, or something?

Zak Bennie

Shhhh! They're about to smooch!

(NOTE: Karen Tumulty is one of the "MSM" reporters who has earned a measure of respect, and slandering her as a racist, even indirectly, is offensive.)

Scavenger of Sports

Molly's last post got linked by the Wesboro Baptist Church. (Seriously.)

Listening to this Ann Althouse-themed rap song made me feel better, though.

Phenomenal Stunt Kids

Via John "Pound Sand" Cole, possibly "the dumbest post ever to be created in the history of blogging":

Democrats always accuse evangelicals of projection. If a Republican is upset over gay rights, it is probably because that Republican is a closet homosexual.

Maybe we need to start thinking the same way about the Democrats. 

They are always claiming that Republicans are racist, but it is looking more and more like the Democratic Party, to its core foundation, is racist.

In New Hampshire, white Democrats turned out overwhelming to reject the uppity black man who dared to challenge the Democratic establishment.

In South Carolina tonight, Democratic voters would rather vote for the rich, Southern, white man than either the black man or the female yankee.

Uh... "In South Carolina tonight, Democratic voters would rather vote for the rich, Southern, white man than either the black man or the female yankee." What...?

See, I just watched The News, and it was solemnly reported that in South Carolina, the black guy won.

I think what the Red State chucklehead is suggesting is that the white voters in South Carolina didn't vote in a bloc for Obama. He won because black voters voted for him. So he suspects a conspiracy of some sort. Because perhaps he doesn't think black Democratic voters are Democrats? Huh?

And it get better:

And what of the Clintons?  Bill is out comparing Obama to Jesse Jackson. In fact, the Clintons have made race a sport in this primary election. They are reminding white Democratic voters that Barack Obama is black.

Yeah, because if it weren't for Bill Clinton, I would have thought Obama was a goddamn Eskimo. What the fuck?

This, remember, is all from the site that thought Fred "The Albino Brontosaurus" Thompson was going to lead us into the post-racial future, or whatever the fuck dumbass name that bullshit Nirvana currently goes by.

Is the Democratic Party, as an institution, perfect on race? No. It's very confused on race, as is America in general. (And while much of what the Clintons are accused of is as usual overblown, no, they have not been as graceful as they might have been -- though it IS a presidential primary, you know.) It's a tough question, race. The history you will recall is on this issue very bleak, very complex, and the grievances run deep.

At least the Democrats are letting this stuff play out. It's ugly, in parts -- but what the hell could anyone have ever expected? We're an ugly nation, in parts. Let's air this shit out.

The GOP's contribution to this great national debate is appreciated as well: thank you, you forward -looking folk, on nominating some hideous angry fossil largely on the basis of how viciously he hates the Mexicans. You're pretty fucking enlightened there, you sorry crowd of assholes, you.

UPDATE: Though I do think Scott is right. Adding, that if the joy of watching HRC win would be watching wingnuts screech, part of the joy of seeing her lose would be seeing her genius Mark Penn-class advisers kicked to the curb, hopefully forever.