Oh noes, Al Qaeda is after Santa:
The FBI is warning that al Qaeda may be preparing a series of holiday attacks on U.S. shopping malls in Los Angeles and Chicago, according to an intelligence report distributed to law enforcement authorities across the country this morning.
I bet we could get an internets rumor going that the Islamofascists have promised to spare those stores and companies who say "Happy Holidays" and only to send their suiciders into the places saying "Merry Christmas."
It'd hit Insty in under 48 hours and by next week Bill O'Reilly would be all over that shit.
