I didn't actually watch any of the Petraeus/Crocker testimony because first, I have a job, and second, because I already saw enough overhyped depressing horseshit involving people wearing goofy uniforms when I watched the Jets game. (Rimshot, please.) But I understand there was some GOP posturing about a MoveOn ad that rhymed Petraeus with Betray-us.
All of which goes to show... oh, what the fuck. WHO FUCKING CARES. I am sick to my fucking tits about this shit, where the fucking whiny-assed GOP pretends the real issue is a fucking general's feelings, and not whether or not we can believe him when he testifies before Congress and won't FUCKING CITE ANY OF HIS FUCKING STATISTICS SO THEY CAN BE INDEPENDENTLY CHECKED. Freshman college students should not be allowed to get away with statistics they can't adequately source -- and generals are allowed to get a pass on this when it's fucking life or death? In a fucking motherfucking democracy?
Here is my considered, sober, informed, deliberate, and indeed patriotic response to today's testimony and how it was discussed by our elite media:
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT LYING DOUCHEBAG TESTICLEHEAD FUCKNOODLE SHITBANGER FUCKERS.
More or less.
Which is not to say that there are not criticisms of more substance. Look at this from horrible asshole Frank James, for instance:
The problem for MoveOn.org is that the ad will strike many Americans as extreme and likely turn a lot of people off to its larger message.
As a new New York Times/CBS News poll being reported out today indicates, most Americans have more faith in the military to bring the Iraq War to a successful conclusion than they have in civilian leadership in either White House or Congress.
But the ad is obviously not targeted at the 68 percent of Americans who trust the military to successfully end the war. It's more for those who want an immediate withdrawal from Iraq.
Bullshit. Americans may have more faith in the military to "bring a successful conclusion to the war in Iraq" than Congress or the Preznit, but that's like saying Americans have more faith in the Easter Bunny to successfully fuck Scarlet Johansen than they do the motherfucking Tooth Fairy. It ain't gonna fucking happen. Who gives a fundie's fluffy ass who can best do the thing you are convinced was a completely stupid fucking idea to begin with? Shit.
FUCK. Look at your own favorite poll results, dickhead. Americans have no faith in a "successful conclusion" at all: we think this war sucks and we wish it was over and we wish all its fucking proponents and apologists were fucking strung up by their fucking short ones for being a fucking pack of horrible useless fucking sonofabitch liars.
FUCK.
Shit. I mean, it's just a fucked-up situation all around.
UPDATE: VA points out in comments that Joe Klein is a total fuckhead. I concur:
Fuck Joe motherfucking Klein and the fucking asshole he licked shit in. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK-A-FUCKADOODLE-DOO.
FUCK Joe Klein. FUCK him sideways with a sideways FUCK.
As it were.
GOP posturing? No no my friend, Joe Klein was outraged as well. Go ahead and read the "Swampland" and upon your return we will belt a chorus of "Eat Blood and Feces You Mungfucking Fireanus."
Posted by: va | September 11, 2007 at 02:43 AM
Fuck Joe motherfucking Klein and the fucking asshole he licked shit in. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK-A-FUCKADOODLE-DOO.
FUCK Joe Klein. FUCK him sideways with a sideways FUCK.
Posted by: Thers | September 11, 2007 at 02:56 AM
I thought it was still a "military action" cause the "Preznit" doesnt have the balls to push for actual war. Either way, we are balls deep in a filty whore and we better pull out soon or we are getting a whole shitload of STD's.. (translate that to domestic terrorism if you actually must).
We are raping I-RACK like a big set of milky titties.
At least the Preznit took his dick out of the American Peoples asses for a bit... mine is getting quite sore.
-SJ
Posted by: SilentJoe | September 11, 2007 at 07:06 AM
Bush kills millions to no purpose.
MoveOn does a silly ad that hurts a general's feelings.
Naturally, the latter is the appropriate subject of outrage . . .
Posted by: rea | September 11, 2007 at 08:56 AM
I hope you realize you've sent the Gateway Pundit's digital fuck-counter off the fucking scale.
Oh, fuck. Now I've done it too. Fuck.
Posted by: SteveB | September 11, 2007 at 08:58 AM
Now don't fucking hold back, Thers. Tell us what you fucking really fucking think about this fucking mess and fucking asshole that support it.
BTW congratulations for poossibly stting the record for most uses of the word "fuck" in a single post. Fucking awesome, dude!
Posted by: DrDick | September 11, 2007 at 10:25 AM
This fucking post is way too fucking uncivil.
Posted by: Fishbone McGonigle | September 11, 2007 at 12:29 PM
This sounds a lot like my Bush-hating friend, who drunkenly ranted that he was ready to vote for Mike Fucking Huckabee after seeing the castrato performances by the sorry-ass Democrats yesterday.
I say "fuck", because it's the only thing that seems to hold off the nausea when the realization sinks in of how *screwed* (or *fucked*--hey, it works!!) we are these days.
Posted by: Captain Goto | September 11, 2007 at 01:24 PM
Since you've really been at the front lines, exposing the stupidity of the "Don't Hurt the General's Feelings" meme, I can't believe you were so understated in this post. I admire your restraint.
Posted by: d | September 11, 2007 at 04:03 PM
sweet fucking rant dude.
Posted by: ran | September 11, 2007 at 06:30 PM
Needs more fuck.
Posted by: Dave Latchaw | September 11, 2007 at 06:38 PM
What Dave Latchaw said... :)
Posted by: oldwhitelady | September 11, 2007 at 08:58 PM
Testiclehead?
Hokay, then...
mikey
Posted by: mikey | September 12, 2007 at 06:01 PM
It always comes down to Scarlett Johansen, doesn't it?
Posted by: LittlePig | September 12, 2007 at 07:18 PM
So now this is a "hate site" like the Great Orange Satan?
Cancel my subscription!
Oh, wait. No subscription needed.
Imo you nailed it like Nadia!
Posted by: Poicephalus | September 12, 2007 at 08:53 PM
More articulate than usual Thers. Molly must have hidden the rest of the 12-pack.
Posted by: Jake T. Snake | September 12, 2007 at 09:48 PM
Gateway Pundit is a fucking cunt.
Posted by: FUCK | September 13, 2007 at 05:58 AM
none of which changes the central fact that MoveOn wasted a great ad with an idiotic headline that unnecessarily alienated most people that saw it, and didn't read past the grade school taunt
Posted by: Mark Gisleson | September 16, 2007 at 01:22 PM
Mr. Gisleson, you are either naive or a concern troll.
The ad worked very effectively - it got a lot of attention in our tabloid media (and by tabloid media I mean CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX, etc.). The ad made people think about the issue, if only tangentially, not to mention putting Republicans into the position of defending a general's feelings. There's a manly image.
No, MoveOn used the same tactics used by Republicans for about 3 Presidential election cycles now. More power to them. Polite reasoning has been tried, and it doesn't work.
Now I think about it, I have to go with "concern troll" for Mr. Gisleson.
Posted by: LittlePig | September 17, 2007 at 06:03 PM
Every comment on this blog is BS!! It's not about the General's feeling moron's and secondly he did site statistics that were checked.
Asshole!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: jay | December 27, 2007 at 07:40 PM