And Now We've Found a Friend in Tweety
Via Scott, we read this fascinating bit of a Chris Matthews segment on Hillary Rodham Clinton:
You know, somewhere out in the Atlantic Ocean, I think there might be a giant, green, ugly, horny monster. A gigantic, gigantic monster of anti-Hillary, and anti-woman Hillary, anti-liberal woman Hillary, some real ferocious beast out there that says no matter what happens between now and Election Day, they're not going to let her win. Men, some women, are just not going to let this woman, this woman win the presidency. I don't know whether that monster's out there.
Oh, you may think that Matthews here is just being a gibbering idiot. But for me, I have heard of a friendly sea monster, loving and laughing his life away. And I also know that Hillary is just shrewd enough to have reached out to the crucial sea-monster vote, to have made special friends with this important "swing" constituency, and even to have taken steps to prevent it from being detected and even perhaps assaulted by hostile terrestrial elements.
(Above: Hillary and former president Bill Clinton meet with a high-ranking member of the Sea Monster Community for discussions on preserving the oceanic ecosystem.)
When he described the green horny monster, why did I wonder if maybe Chris had watched La Blue Girl one too many times?
Posted by: LJ/Aquaria | March 30, 2007 at 08:32 PM
Wait 'til Chris gets wind that Senator Clinton's courting the denizens of Lidsville. The "alternative lifestyles" they live THERE...(Charles Nelson Reilly laugh)
Posted by: Mufungo | March 30, 2007 at 11:38 PM
The Shell-o-phone! The pet lobster! It's all coming back to me!
Posted by: dan mcenroe | March 31, 2007 at 12:58 AM