Happy Little Babies with Red Cheeks
The "Ballad O' the Diaper-Changin' Dad." In the key of D. Maestro?
O! come all ye gallant daddy-folk,
Who do time with pooping tykes!
Who ne'er yet hath dared say "yikes"
Though the vapors make us choke.O! the stories I could tell!
Of poop got somehow in sleeves--
Or diarrhea dipped in dimpled knees--
And formula fallout's funtime smell!O! at the horrors I do stare!
But I ne'er yet did slack,
Though the stuff o'er-crusts infant nutsack,
And has e'en yet been found in hair.O! such delight tis' in the babe's clear eye,
And so charming is her hug--
But plaintive is my dear wife's cry:
"Who tracked shit on my brand-new rug?"
All rights reserved. Superfund application pending. Anyone wanna babysit?
Wow. And 136 of 'em?
Posted by: flory | March 20, 2007 at 10:21 PM
I'll think I'll go and make sure the wife has plenty of birth-control packets. I'd hate to be caught short.
Maybe we'll order a few dozen, just to be on the safe side.
Posted by: Phila | March 20, 2007 at 10:24 PM
-sniff-
That's the kind of song that gets ya right there(points to gall bladder)
Posted by: BlakNo1 | March 20, 2007 at 10:26 PM
Maybe we'll order a few dozen, just to be on the safe side.
Coward.
Posted by: Thers | March 20, 2007 at 10:41 PM
Man, I was this close to going out and having some kids - but you make it sounds like it's not all that much fun.
And I have to say, that's an odd drinking song. I guess I'll never understand the Irish.
Posted by: Ripley | March 20, 2007 at 11:26 PM
Anyone wanna babysit?
Hell no. *grin*
On the other hand, I can always count on you to reinforce my desire never to reproduce... Thanks, pal, I owe you one.
Posted by: Interrobang | March 21, 2007 at 12:32 AM
Just think, in a few decades, your positions will be reversed, and you shall have your revenge!
Posted by: iamcoyote | March 21, 2007 at 08:40 AM
I never realized just how much human dignity I posessed until having to wipe another human being's ass ten to fifteen times a day pretty much eradicated it.
Posted by: dan mcenroe | March 21, 2007 at 10:16 AM
Been there, done that, didn't even want the T-shirt.
For this, Thers.... the kids better make sure they put you in the *good* old folks' home!!
Posted by: emma | March 21, 2007 at 06:36 PM
Anyone wanna babysit?
Joo left out the "h' een the final word...
and no, eet ees no "sith".
Pfui.
Posted by: ¡El Gato Negro! | March 21, 2007 at 07:07 PM
Anyone wanna babysit?
Joo left out the "h" een the final word...
and no, eet ees no "sith".
Pfui.
Posted by: ¡El Gato Negro! | March 21, 2007 at 07:07 PM