I had a sausage burp earlier this afternoon and it made me think that I've been neglecting something --
Do go on, frighteningly vacuous young conservative person.
Female, feisty and unemployed? Fear not! Obama will need to hire IRS Girls Gone Wild to replace Lois Lerner.
For openers, is Girls Gone Wild still even a thing? Wikipedia tells me the company went bankrupt in 2013, and it hasn't even been a relevant joke for about a decade. Surely, as a Hip Young Conservative Voice What Can Talk to the Young, you wouldn't go for a reference as stale and confounding as this one --
But beyond that strictly comedy-reference criticism, isn't it kind of sexist to jump to the "Girls Gone Wild" thing? Even granted that there's some corruption here, a point I don't grant by the way, what's with the immediate connection between a tawdry commercial enterprise predicated on sexual exploitation, and a government official who happens to be female? How does that make sense? Thoughts?
Ahem. Yes. Moving on.
It’s hard to find a replacement for Lois. Who could possibly replicate her trademark trickery? Or her passion for repression? Who could duplicate her talent for exercising shake down efforts on tea party organizations faster than spring breakers can shake their booties?
As a criticism, could you be encouraged to not write in the voice of the narrator of the 1960s Batman teevee show? Lois Lerner is not The Riddler, despite her "TRADEmark TRICKERY!"
Who could duplicate her talent for exercising shake down efforts on tea party organizations faster than spring breakers can shake their booties?
Yeah, who could do that thing, that is that thing, that WHAT?