Noted stringy knot of fistic jerky Chuck Norris assures us, solemnly, that the cowardly Obama is too cowardly to order the US Marines to take up halberds to assault the Islamic State of Some Place with Sand. Ergo, or Eggo, 30,000 screaming devil Musselmen will be in Bayonne, New Jersey, by Tuesday next to kill our men, enslave our women, and obtain unionized civil service jobs carrying burdensome pension obligations.
It's mostly just tedious, but I did like this bit, about the Historical Perils of Cowering Before Musselmen:
Obama isn't the first to have a foreign policy of blissful appeasement and too-little-too-late interception. British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain did it with the Nazis.
Not that bit, that's just obligatory shitheadery. This bit:
President Gerald Ford did it with communists.
This is a new bit of fun. Norris roasts ancient chestnuts here, perhaps because he was splayed too close to the campfire. Not sure how this is remotely appropriate as regards a Hitler reference; such wisdom is seldom vouchsafed to those not high on that class of smoke. It gets better:
President Jimmy Carter did it with the ayatollahs.
Sure. To be fair, though, birds and bees and educated fleas also greatly enjoyed fucking the ayatollahs.
Norris then goes on to cite medieval history to remind us that Muslims are evil and that we desperately need to keep Europe Christian.
It's all very amusing, but on such sweet lunacies are our wars based, nowadays. What bliss it is to be instructed as to how very civilized We are, as opposed to Them.